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About Mario

  • The programs that Mario writes don't have version numbers because he only writes them once. If a user reports a bug or has a feature request, he doesn't live to see the sun set.
  • Every SQL statement that Mario codes has an implicit “COMMIT” in its end.
  • Mario doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

German Wisdom

Im Falle eines Falles ist richtig fallen alles. (Fußballer-Maxime)

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